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Ask Smart Questions, Get Stupid Answers

Postby MIV » Mon Nov 17, 2008 2:09 am

Before you start posting random stuff, listen.
It's a little like a mix between 'Dr. Smart' and 'ask a question, have it answered'.
Basically, ask a question that is as intelligent as possible.
The irony is that you're supposed to answer (an entire answer, not like Dr. Smart) the question with something that is entirely related, but completely silly at the same time.
Sample Question: Why are dodos extinct?
Bad Answer 1: Because Chuck Norris loves tap dancing.
Bad Answer 2: Yay!
Good Answer: Because Pokit ate the last one.
So basically, ask a question, and reply ON-TOPIC with the funniest/silliest response.

I'll begin.
Question: Why are penguins adapted to live in sub-zero conditions?
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Re: Ask Smart Questions, Get Stupid Answers

Postby MiChAelH4X0R » Mon Nov 17, 2008 7:27 am

Because Penguins don't belong in Africa

Why do young ppl think old ppl are boring?
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Re: Ask Smart Questions, Get Stupid Answers

Postby MIV » Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:45 am

Because youngsters don't want white pubic hair.

Why does anti-matter eliminate matter on contact?
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Re: Ask Smart Questions, Get Stupid Answers

Postby MiChAelH4X0R » Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:29 am

because anti-matter has an uBeR discharge!

Why do women think they are fat, when they really aren't?
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Re: Ask Smart Questions, Get Stupid Answers

Postby MIV » Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:53 am

Because they rarely see American men.

Why does ultraviolet radiation harm our skin?
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Re: Ask Smart Questions, Get Stupid Answers

Postby MiChAelH4X0R » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:23 pm

because Mother Nature is a lesbian and hates dudes

Why does the Earth have to be round?
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Re: Ask Smart Questions, Get Stupid Answers

Postby Blood Raven » Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:28 pm

Because it doesnt want to be called, 'Sqaure'.

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Re: Ask Smart Questions, Get Stupid Answers

Postby Zhuge » Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:52 pm

Me and your girlfriend making out in the back of your father's pick-up truck.

How come chickens can't fly?

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Re: Ask Smart Questions, Get Stupid Answers

Postby MIV » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:16 pm

Have you seen 'Kentucky Fried Seagull'?

Why is the gravity on the moon approximately one sixth of the Earth's gravitational pull?
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."

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Re: Ask Smart Questions, Get Stupid Answers

Postby MiChAelH4X0R » Wed Nov 19, 2008 1:08 am

because Jupiter and Saturn would cry if it weren't

Why did Hitler invade Polland?
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